Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

Gooter

When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!

the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!

by hsilived September 28, 2010

gooter

A gooter is a womans external genitalia

pussy, fanny, gee

by jaime December 17, 2003

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Gooter

Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.

Look at that bitch fly on her gooter!

by tomtomh123 December 16, 2008

gooter

A gooter is anything and everything you make it to be...

"Ew Rhonda, don't touch my gooter!"

by Rachel September 10, 2003

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.

If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.

by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008