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googleshit

When you are in the middle of looking something up and you suddenly have to run to the potty and you can't wait to find out what google has to say about something, so you bring your laptop into the can.
This article says something about Jimmy Swaggart. I know I know who that is but I've got to double-check on google. Oh my god, too much coffee. Dude, I gotta go take a googleshit. Hope your laptop doesn't smell when I come back.
by Jimmy Janks January 9, 2008
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GoogleShit

Hey, that is some Googleshit!
by IronStark October 5, 2018
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googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.
He was having a googlesation in the chat room today
by daveobot June 2, 2013
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googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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Googlest

A person who uses Googleas a source to gain new knowledge about everything unknown to that person.
Mom is a Googlest , my mom Google's everything I pretty much ask her.
by Strong Dog Dane December 4, 2013
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googlewit

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.
"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"
by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010
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googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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