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googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlebaiting 

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
googlebaiting by Haneru March 16, 2009

googlebaiter 

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.
1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.
googlebaiter by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

googlebility

the ability to google something, and it be listed by google search engine
Check the googlebility of that car.
googlebility by airplanelady July 13, 2017

Googlebitch 

someone who uses google WAYYYYY TO fucken much
Man: hey you wanna check this for me
Man2:sure just lemme get to google.
Man:wait...you have google hotlinked to your desktop...googlebitch
Googlebitch by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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