by Oiliboilum November 4, 2021
Get the Goich mug.A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
by Kalbach September 30, 2023
Get the Gochenour mug.A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
Get the Hotter than Satan's gooch mug.GICHAGT stands for: Girl in car having a great time.
Created by Grace Helbig aka Daily Grace.
It's a satirical joke depicting someone who isn't having a great time sitting in the car.
It's usually hash-tagged as #gichagt on Instagram.
Also can be used by guys, perhaps as 'Guy in car having a great time.'
Created by Grace Helbig aka Daily Grace.
It's a satirical joke depicting someone who isn't having a great time sitting in the car.
It's usually hash-tagged as #gichagt on Instagram.
Also can be used by guys, perhaps as 'Guy in car having a great time.'
by mandacross March 30, 2013
Get the GICHAGT mug.Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
Get the gonch monster mug.Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
Get the Slurp my gooch mug.Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
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