Goemmel

name for the gigantic penis

he tore sh*t up with that goemmel of his

by sexiggirlfriend05 September 9, 2010

David Gemmel

One of the best writers of all time, he writes fiction and fantasy. He died in july of 2006

Dude im so stoked for David Gemmell's new book to come out

by Julia dace May 7, 2009

gommel

goon,idiot, reject or mong

jog on you fucking half witt gommel

by dan moxen January 9, 2008

gemmell time

Performing at a high level for a very short period of time

piss in my ass...shit on my dick...gemmell time

by david vieyra April 30, 2010

gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

by Insultguy October 22, 2013

Gemmel’d

The Act of a large ape like man running through your house and stealing all of your lightbulbs

Did you see Flackys house? Looks like it got absolutely Gemmel’d on the weekend

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

A gemmel

Gem*mel {gay-male}
adjective

1) (of a person, esp. a man) A other wise normal looking man who comes out of the closet. A fledging applicant to the homo erotic world of gayness. A new ambassador to gay culture. A homo, fag, queer letting the world know his preference for anal sex and being the receiver of a dirty sanchez every once in awhile.

I heard that Robert pulled a gemmel on us? Yeah, it's true, he went gemmel about a month ago.

by Thomas Fillmore December 15, 2008