Geoid

The unique shape of earth.

The earth isn't perfectly spherical, its geoid shaped.

by poodidly July 31, 2011

Geoid

Very large female who's center is much wider than her end points.

That fat hoe is not a sphere therefore she is a Geoid. Give her the dirty pog!

by Darrin May September 5, 2003

Geoid

Geoid is normally referred to as being sexy and being a very handsome man. But Geoids only hook up for 1 night than move on. Also a Geoids looks may be too good that it will tempt your girlfriend into leaving you. A Geoids is also a natural born leader.

"that man just took my girlfriend"

" Yeah, he's a Geoids"
"He stayed for 1 night then left"

"That's a Geoid

by J'aliah smith May 4, 2018

Geoid

A pub in the West Indies

I went to the Geoid last night.

by Job Le November 12, 2025

Geordie Cocktail

An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.

A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.

Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one

by Heisenberg_walt June 27, 2013

Geordi Roll

Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.

After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.

by TwistedD85 April 25, 2010

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023