Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 2, 2019

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Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

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Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.

Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!

by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021

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Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.

by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

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Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019