Fsons

Full send or no send

Chad: Dude bro just send it
Brad: You’re right bro... FSONSSSS!!!
*Proceeds to send it

by Chadford420 May 2, 2021

Lyndsy Fonseca

The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.

Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!

by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.

When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!

by 6packer September 20, 2011

fons

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.

The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.

by sawsi January 26, 2011

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

FONSI

"Fear Of Not Staying In" - Opposite mindset of FOMO, where you don't have the Fear Of Missing Out, but rather dread having to leave your place to do social things.

"I already confirmed "YES" to be there, but man, does that couch look really inviting. Call it a case of FONSI - I'm seriously conflicted."

by WolfmanChi August 15, 2016

Fonsed

Fonsed (verb). To continually annoy the 102. Panzergrenadier Battaillon's members without technically reaching the required number of warnings, but still being banned for it.

Random Pzgren.: Remember that guy who kept throwing a grenade at command every two weeks?
Random Gfr.: I heard he got Fonsed, he's not here anymore.

by Bulgarian Equestrian December 31, 2020