Follicles

1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.

1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.

by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

follicly challenged

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.

My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.

by glutagut January 13, 2008

Follies

Follies means to walk or drive or really do anything in an EXTREMELY, i mean EXTREMELY, slow manner. Often times when one is supposed to be going very, very, fast.

Sheila: Hayley you need to go SO fast we have to hurry. RUN!
Hayley: Okay mom.
Hayley is seen walking into the building as slow as possible, not paying attention.
Sheila: STOP FOLLIES WALKING!

by suejenningsforever January 19, 2010

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

folicies

plural of folicy which is a portmanteau of Foolish and Policy to describe a foolish policy, especially pertaining to those of India's Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. Although first coined on the popular Indian blog sandeepweb to describe Nehru's policies, the term applies to foolish policies all over the world.

The folicies of both the Republicans and Democrats brought the country to ruin.

by engprof123 July 28, 2011

Folliclism

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.

Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.

That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.

by cdvadj April 17, 2020