Skip to main content

five knuckle shuffle

Share definition
The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
by YOREMA July 11, 2003
Flag
mugGet the five knuckle shuffle mug.

Five knuckle shuffle

Share definition
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Five knuckle shuffle mug.

five knuckle shuffle

Share definition
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002
Flag
mugGet the five knuckle shuffle mug.

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Share definition
A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.
by foil7 September 3, 2015
Flag
mugGet the Five Knuckle Shuffle mug.

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Share definition
Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006
Flag
mugGet the Five Knuckle Shuffle mug.

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Share definition
The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job
Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Five Knuckle Shuffle mug.

Five knuckle shuffle

Share definition
Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
by Boy Roy June 20, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Five knuckle shuffle mug.