The man, the legend himself. Finbar does not age, does not obey the laws of time, but does make horribly beautiful jokes. If something goes wrong he laughs. Probably because he’s not the one dying; his elegant crumb catcher (beard) keeps him alive.
I. East london slang for an Irishstoner who smokes way too much for his own good.
II. A tall, dark and silent type, not to be confused with the Tall dark and handsome types.
"You see that punk over there?"
"Next to the Finbar with the pills?"
"Yeah, he's a really nice guy. Tall dark and handsome. Shame he's standing next to a Finbar, sort of ruins the effect."