Fez

A cool hat.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

by Red Fleming July 24, 2011

Fez

Term used by generally younger Ford Fiesta owners to make it sound really cool.

Got in my Fez and drove to a car meet.
What colour Fez you driving?
Is your Fez an ST?

by streety6 March 4, 2021

Fez

A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.

Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!

by Salmon November 19, 2003

Fez

Australian colloquiallism short for feral, meaning someone who aestetically unpleasant to look at or an object of questionable sanitary appeal

Guy 1 - Hey, what do you think of Tanya?
Guy 2 - Dude, wtf? She's fez...!

Girl 1 - Eugh, I just knelt on gum
Girl 2 - Fez.

by Joelywh December 18, 2008

Fez

Your Face

Taking the micky out of someone who has had something funny happened to them... Eg - In ya FEZ!!!

by The Lichfield Crazies April 6, 2010

Fez

To describe one's self as being the sum of all knowledge. To describe someone as being enlightened with the physical world.

Omg you are so Fez!

Wow he is Mr Fez!

by MusePhysick January 28, 2010

Fez

A nick name for famous television star Andrew Griffiths

Waaaaa Fez

by paulcb May 21, 2009