Feldner

a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."

"That Feldner gave me a welt..."

"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."

"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."

by nekedboy December 18, 2009

Feldercarb

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.

"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."

by redhex September 8, 2006

don felder

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.

That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.

by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007

Fedner Dezil

A guy who lost his v card to joy and lasted 30 seconds each round

That guy is a Fedner Dezil

by BootyEater456 February 15, 2018

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

chaz felder

a big snooked nibba whos head reaches all the way back to 1873 and lives in a gas station bathroom and is built like squidwards nose and has head lice and steals from his neighbors backyard

chaz felders snook is beyond a ruler

by chig bungus January 9, 2019

felder

TO BE SUPER COOL AND FUNNY AND GETS SO MUCH SEX AND STUFF AND VERY FUN AND SO HANDSOME OOOOOOH GOLLY SO COOL AND HANDSOME I WISH I WERE COOL LIKE THAT GUY FELDER

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by yungdumpy69 February 1, 2022