Failbait

One of the sickest songs ever released by electro producer Deadmau5. This track cleverly blends electro house and hip hop. As of 2010, it is unreleased.
Dude I wish Failbait would be fuckin released already! Or he should at least play it in his shows!
by kalnz July 28, 2010
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Failbait

Girls under the age of 17 who try to be jailbait, but can't pull it off. Such as a 14 year old 200 pound girl who wears tight shirts, mini skirts and shows way too much flab.
Dude, did you see jessica today? She looks like a muffin in clothing..ITS DISGUSTING! Failbait to the max.
by Ninjaplocksz October 22, 2009
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Failbait

Any action, person, or situation that is destined to fail.
Did you see that poor guy trying to pick up the hot chick? Failbait!

That nerdy guy has failbait written all over him!

Don't go to Creamfields this weekend, the lineup sucks. It's totally failbait.
by Mysera April 30, 2011
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Failbait

When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.
Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait
by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009
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failbait

The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
by JRR Volkswagen April 09, 2008
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failbait

An attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. She has no intention of calling or fucking the guys that buy her drinks.
Don't bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. She's just failbait.
by mkryger June 30, 2006
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That guy's total failbait.
by DoubleAW June 29, 2006
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