Faeces

The posh word for shit.

Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."

Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."

by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010

faeces

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

by Fred Smith October 23, 2003

Faeces

The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap.

"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"

by x.green.spinach.x May 16, 2006

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

faeces freak

Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher

Poo licker, bum picker

by deevonbeasleychicagocoonkilla June 17, 2004