funce

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.

Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.

by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007

func

A function, party, fiesta, gathering, large get-together, bash, throw down.

John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."

Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."

by uhyeah February 1, 2010

Funce

Had fun once.

"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "

by RTcunninglinguistics June 29, 2017

Func Shui

Func Shui

Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).

A pair of homemade wrought iron towel hooks provide the bathroom with some Func Shui.

by dmitchell78721 March 20, 2013

funcing

A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.

Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.

by SASW April 9, 2004

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

FUNC

pronounced: fuhngk
noun

1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names

2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.

“Soon as FUNC sat down and crossed his legs all smooth with that watch glinting, three aunties, two cousins, and somebody’s girlfriend forgot why they came to the cookout in the first place.”

by ShoobeDup October 5, 2025