FSOML

Essentially, Fuck Shit On My Life. Abbreviated to FSOML. Offshoot of FML.

Dude: Man I'm out of beer
Chick: FSOML, I'm gonna need some if we're gonna do this.
Dude: FSOML! WHERE'S THE BEER!?

by SSbeezy January 22, 2010

FSOL

Abbreviation of the Future Sound of London, a British electronic/ambient/psychedellic rock/dance act that pioneered ambient music in the early 90's, and created one of the most popular electronic tracks of all time, "Papua New Guinea". Have released numerous albums and mini-albums, as well as LPs and remix CDs. Also known an "Amorphous Androgynous" and other pseudonyms.

Man, FSOL have made a crapload of songs...
-Yes. Yes they have.

by AntonZ September 17, 2005

FMOML

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

FOML

"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.

👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK

by KVNG'PESO January 2, 2015

Flomlach

The word screamed by chickens when gangsta ninjas jump out of their cabs from rack city, sent by beyonce because the chickens ninjas are single ladies and the chickens didnt put a ring on it!

pronounced- Flom-lock

Ninja: Heeeeeyaaaaaa i got you tasty chicken
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty

Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach

by chicken ninja 123 August 31, 2012

Fromlette

(n.) An omlette lacking all ingredients that define it as an "omlette" and substituting them with simply salt, pepper, and the icing on the cake (in this case, the icing on the eggs): Frank's Red Hot Sauce!

1. "I couldnt afford any cheese or anything else to make an omlette, so I proceeded to make a fromlette by drowning my eggs in Frank's Red Hot Sauce."

2. "Damn Carl... What the hell is this fiery red mess you're trying to serve me??!" asked Duncan.

"It's a Fromlette mang." responded Carl.

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

fsaml

Acronym that stands for "Factual Statement about my life"
Used in contexts when the usage of fml, mlia, or lml are not appropriate because you are not using your emotions to make any large generalizations about your life

Me: "I just heard someone knocking on my door, but no one was there. fsaml"
Hot chick:"OMG that is so hot, I always wanted to be with someone who believed in an objective reality and uses reason rather than emotion."

by ALurker January 21, 2010