FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

by br00k3 June 11, 2015

FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.

1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

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by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008

FMITA

Acronym for "Fuck Me In The Ass".

"Oh, FMITA, FMITA!"

"BOHICA."

by Travis Tea March 20, 2005

fmita

f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong

person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

FMITA

Short for fu** me in the ass. Used when even events take a turn for the negative, usually impacting you.

You go all in on a straight flush, the last card draws your opponent a royal flush; hence you can say "Well, FMITA!"

by morena capoeirista September 12, 2009

FMITA

Fuck me in the asshole

Cole:hey how u doing
Hailey:FMITA
Cole:Aight

by Thotflicted July 4, 2017

Fmita

Fuck Me In The Ass

God I hate my life, fmita!!!!

by Lol8tater December 29, 2018