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elementary school 

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school
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elementary school 

A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.
I'm starting to notice that my 9-5 job only utilizes the stuff I learned in elementary school.

Elementary School 

The level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with glasses is the cool thing to do.
Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
Elementary School by porn! May 29, 2005

elementary school 

middle school sucked

high school was a little better

elementary school? hell yes
elementary school by Roselli March 11, 2010

Elementalist

An elementalist is a person who uses elemental magic. Elements can be defined as Wind, Light, Fire, Dark, Earth, and Water, and each element has a group of sub-elements. Some people use multiple elements.
"Most people in Electrokinetics class are Wind elementalists. Lightning belongs to the element of Wind."

"She's a rainbow elementalist. Amazing, right? All 6 elements under her control."

Wood Elemental 

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
Wood Elemental by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012

pain elemental 

Easily the most annoying of enemies in Doom 2. Has relatively higher HP than most of the lower enemies, but thankfully not enough to compete with enemies like the Baron. It's attack consists of shooting a shitload of flaming skulls at you until it's dead. Usually comes with other monsters. Also floats like the Cacodemon.
pain elemental by GOERNR May 8, 2006