Edgar Allen's

Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's.

Here come the Edgar Allen's!

by Ian S... May 31, 2006

Edgar Valden's soulmate

Edgar Valden who is known as the painter from the hit game identity v. It's not mentioned in the lore, but his have an otherworldly soulmate. Her name is Arista Valden.

"Edgar Valden's soulmate is Arista!"

by MaristellaStarlight April 7, 2026

Edgar Valden's wife

Edgar Valden who is known as the painter from the hit game identity v. It's not mentioned in the lore, but his have an otherworldly wife. Her name is Arista Valden.

"Edgar Valden's wife is Arista!"

by MaristellaStarlight April 7, 2026

Edgar Sebastian

a dinosaur that married a blobfish

“Omg he’s such an Edgar Sebastian”

by blobfish1000 March 25, 2019

Edgar (Brawl Stars)

A brawler in the hit game 'Brawl Stars' that braindead monkeys use. They tend to sell matches and take big oily black penis in their mouth on the daily. The cock they consume usually has various STDs and they do not care, because they just like having their holes absolutely ravaged on a daily basis.

That dumb wigga is using Edgar (Brawl Stars) his whole family hates him!

by Oilmeupdaddy420 July 5, 2024

Slick Edgar

Sexual act noted for its intense perversion. In the Edgar, a live hampster is impaled on a corkscrew, coated in mayonnaise, and inserted rectally. The hampster can be moved about or kept in place as a furry butt-plug.

I bet Richard Gere wishes he hadn't forgotten to secure that corkscrew last time he Slick Edgared.

by Professor Jones May 4, 2005

Steaming Edgar

An exceptionally hot bowel movement

Fuck, I just dropped a Steaming Edgar. It felt amazing.

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019