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Dual Wielding 

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.
1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

dual wielding 

Giving hand jobs to two people at once
Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?
dual wielding by King Byron February 21, 2010

dual wielding 

masturbation for a man with two penises
He's dual wielding those pistols again.
dual wielding by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

Dual Wielding 

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.
Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.
Dual Wielding by Dadz May 7, 2012

dual wielding 

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).
After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.
dual wielding by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

Dual wielding 

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.
Dual wielding by Captain Splash October 21, 2018