Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.
{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."
2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.
2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.
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Doral Academy Red Rock is a school located in the middle of fucking nowhere in the desert. The elementary school is perfectly fine but the “upper school” is nothing but horse shit. They only call it upper school cause they have no right to call it a middle school or high school because students don’t get the true experience they once saw in the movies. The teachers don’t give a shit at all and make you do springboard all day. At lunch you can only sit with 5 other people and can’t even use your phone. Each grade level 6-12 only has around 100 kids and it is broken down like this: 20 normal/cool kids, 20 special ed kids, 20 kids who actually give a shit about their grade (even though the teachers give no homework), 20 weeaboos/furries and around 20 kids who don’t talk and nobody likes them but they are only at doral cause their parents made them. To be honest parents saw the words “charter” and they thought it was a good school so they applied. The sports teams are decent but the coaches pick favorite players to play the whole game but the roster has over 40 kids cause it lowers everyone’s self esteem if they don’t make it on the doral team. The campus is good looking but the halls are so thin that no one can get to class in the two minutes they get because all the fatass kids take up the hallway and doral try’s to look like a school that they are obviously not. Overall this school sucks ass and every student wants to transfer out of it on their third month.
Doral Academy Red Rock student: I hate this school
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*
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Get the Doral Academy Middle School mug.Doral Academy is a school which is currently ruled by a testicle looking principal (bald). This is school is guarded by admin that will ass rape you so hard to not use your phone that even if they see that you have a phone in your pocket they’ll take it. Detentions and referrals are handed out like if they were fucking candy. Teachers give a shit load of hw even on holidays. Seeing a fight in this school practically impossible. Because of how deep in our assholes they have the school rules and consequences. - Dear Depressed student :)
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