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Distrinution

The inability to distribute something in an effective and timely manner. The word is a truncation of distribution (ie distri, from the Latin> not to try), and minutia meaning small or minor in detail.
Flyer Distrinution
Hello Folks,
I think we are setting a dangerous trend with our flyers by not getting them in the customers hand prior to or at least by the effective date?????????? This is two months in a row we will be 7 to 10 days past the effective date getting them in the customers hands??? We need to have them in house by the 15th of the month prior to the effective date in order to make this happens. I have not had any major complaints but if this trend continues we can expect this to become an unacceptable issue with some of our accounts!! One example is Doosan as they reminded me last print we were late and I made up a believable excuse to pacify them and here we will be late again this print. I feel we are pushing the print date out in an effort to add last minute product but I think being punctual with our delivery should be our number one priority and we need to establish a drop dead date we will go to print each month and abide by it, no exceptions!!!
by Lexicalann September 26, 2011
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cat distribution system

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.
"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"
by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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Distributing the peace

Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.
Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!

Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.
by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010
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Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.
Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"
by Paddywack February 16, 2009
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Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation
Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.
by J4VA March 27, 2023
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