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The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
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That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
by tick/e November 5, 2018
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A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
by Nicole December 15, 2003
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somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
by Matt October 13, 2004
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The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.
Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.
by jibbs02 November 3, 2009
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When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!
by Deenis January 7, 2008
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Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
by Pamber December 9, 2012
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