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A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.
It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.
by lil miss April 26, 2006
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The sex last night was great until raj put his dick sock on and gave my vagina a rugburn
by zazy z November 4, 2013
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I'm a little chilly, can I wrap my cock up with your dick sock.
by AsianGM October 20, 2006
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another name for a whore, slut, or loose person. Can be female for vaginal or anal intercouse or male for anal intercourse.
Hahaha, that bitch sky is such a dick sock. She must have slept with atleast 300 hundred people already.
by assattack99 May 24, 2009
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"I heard he has a dick sock!"

"Ew, he must have to clean that thing five times a day!"
by verdelove March 19, 2010
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limp dick sock

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When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011
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Sock Dick Wasted

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When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012
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