N. 1) A device found in most places of business that prevents you from lying later. 2) A word paramedics use to say goodbye. Usually cheesy.
1) After his third and most fetal lie, Timmy had to use a defibrillator to make sure it never happened again.
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"
by Johneyt November 19, 2011
Get the Defibrillator mug.Urban: A sexual maneuver similar to the shocker, only reversed. That is, one finger is inserted into the vagina and two are inserted into the anus.
- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.
Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.
- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.
Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.
by TKE839 May 18, 2004
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“The only thing that got me through that CS:GO match was the defib I hit before the match!”
“The only thing that got me through that CS:GO match was the defib I hit before the match!”
by Acesofwar December 16, 2022
Get the Defibrillator mug.A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.
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Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011
Get the Defibrillator Post mug.n. a type of Defibrillator that is used widely in ghetto neighborhoods; jump starter cables hooked to either a car battery or microwave at one end and the person's nipples at the other, and then turned on.
1. Someone go get a ghetto Defibrillator for Latoya!
2. Hurry up and start that ghetto Defibrillator before Bon'Qui'Qui dies!
2. Hurry up and start that ghetto Defibrillator before Bon'Qui'Qui dies!
by Danté November 12, 2013
Get the Ghetto Defibrillator mug.It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"
"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"
by Olli Brier October 12, 2014
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Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.
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