Decockating

To pull your cock inside out

The man wanted to look like a woman so he decockating himself

by Timmy small bee April 4, 2020

Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Decorating Party

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.

Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

Decorating No.10

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.

"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"

by Eelandin Klink April 27, 2021

De-decorating

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating

Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.

by Deezo88 March 31, 2009

Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005