DeCock

Removal of a mans penis by his ex-girlfriend

That fucking bastard, im goin to DeCock him!

by DevilsVamp August 21, 2008

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cowboy decock

(verb) the act of decocking a handgun with an exposed hammer by pulling the trigger while the thumb of one's firing hand rests on the hammer, stopping the hammer's motion, then slowly allowing it to move until it rests at the base of its travel without striking the firing pin with sufficient force to ignite the primer of a chambered round.

I was afraid Jeb was going to put a hole through the floor of my car when he cowboy decocked his revolver.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022

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demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

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dejock

A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.

Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!

by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007

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decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

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