dumpiest

Asian for "another woman's vagina."

The only reason you're here is because your mother found u in a dumpiest.

by Merrian-Webster October 9, 2003

dumplestiltzkin

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Dummiest

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .

Jaiden is the dummiest

by Dummiest January 31, 2020

dumplestein

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

Dummiest

The dumbest version of a dummy; a very stupid person

Someone:You are a dummy
You: Well you are dummiest

by Cats184739294774 July 17, 2019

dumpest

the dumpest of the dumb.

like super dooper dumb.

so dumb, you're DUMP!

jack: hahaha, did you see me going through the wrong check out line?
john: YES mate! haha, that was the dumpest thing you've ever done.

by thelieisthetruth July 25, 2011