cuzin

something you would call someone if you were arguing with them , instead of their name or "b"

"Chill cuzin!! I wasn't wit yo girl last night!"

by totallydude November 15, 2007

Cuzin

That homie that isn’t actually your cousin but you tell everyone you are cousins because you might as well be related

Hey man that’s my cuzin, Isaac, nah we ain’t related but everyone thinks we are

by Its_M23 July 16, 2018

Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man

Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018

Straight Buddy Cuzin'

Acting like you are better then someone else. Also acting as if you are part of the male bond.

Dan why are you Straight Buddy Cuzin' me?

by flanny flee October 10, 2010

Play Cuzin

Someone you know and fuckin' but when you get caught up you play them off as your cuzin........

Me: I was hangin out w/ my cuzin and this crazy bitch came at me like I was fuckin' around w/ her!

Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?

Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!

by Play Cuzin April 5, 2009

yum cuzin

When someone writes yum cuzin on your paper they want the d.

He looked on his math paper and noticed the words yum cuzin at the top.

by Jack-e-b0y September 8, 2016

Straight Buddy Cuzin'

Acting or speaking out of line when talking with friends.

Your straight buddy cuzin' bro.

by UDStoop October 14, 2010