Cryptsity

Cryptsity meaning Don't underestimate my strength

Cryptsity will destroy you if you don't be careful

by Duke17 March 20, 2020

crypticity

1. The state or quality of being cryptic.
2. Crypticness.

She speaks with an excess of crypticity, which makes her motive unclear.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005

craposity

crappy to an awesome extent

that show was so craposity due to the first band

by 85er August 1, 2009

Cryptite

Cryptite is an admin on a server called loka aka niggerite cuz hes bad and black

Nationalistic got banned because Cryptite is very bad and big nignog

by skujew June 17, 2018