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Crontempt

A combination of the words "contempt" and "crumpet".
To show disdain or dislike towards crumpets.
Person 1: I'm going to wazz up some crumpets (Y)

Person 2: (with crontempt) Ew, thats disgusting!

Person 1: Stop being so crontemptful!
by gingerkidd(Y) June 21, 2009
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contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.
Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.
by manyook April 25, 2010
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contemporance

The marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance.
by T. Kay October 3, 2012
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Contemptuous

Showing or feeling contempt: feeling, expressing, or demonstrating a strong dislike or utter lack of respect for somebody or something.
He's acting contemptuous.
by Jafje April 15, 2007
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contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.
He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.
by j.tonic February 16, 2005
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Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.
Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010
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contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.
"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet
by rainsom September 8, 2010
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