Croach

A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D

Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!

by Donovan619 April 19, 2009

Croach

A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty

“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”

by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004

croach

the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.

"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."

by boyWunder March 27, 2010

croach

the end of a Marijuana vape cart

my cart is about to be a croach

by daradane July 18, 2022

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 9, 2018

croaches

A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.

- Yo I busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.

by Shawn Maglicic April 29, 2006