A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.
by Collin Sick March 14, 2008
Person A: Yeah, I gave her a creamer!
Person B: Uh oh; better get checked for STDs! Also, make sure you buy some plan B.
Person B: Uh oh; better get checked for STDs! Also, make sure you buy some plan B.
by JKH-SWAG May 06, 2021
A person who acts excessively white and has an attitude of "im better than everyone else because im more successful and follow more rules". Creamers are typically the ones who Would walk on the sidewalk and as you pass along riding a bike they would make you go around them, despite how tired you look. They usually have a large amount of money, which adds to the fact that they think themselves as higher rank than anyone else who is different then them. However, a large amount of money isn't needed to be a creamer, just simply the attitude and pride.
"That creamer is putting sunscreen on her child at the movie theaters??"
"Look at that creamer, he has a fanny pack!"
"Look at that creamer, he has a fanny pack!"
by CoolkidUpfront August 24, 2011
Guy 1: Jen is a fucking creamer!!!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.
by metalhead666 June 14, 2012
An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed creamers, not bitches. A traditional creamer comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.
"Yo senn, I just finished my African American Lit class! Want to slam a case of delicious creamers to the face?" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez
(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)
"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez
(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)
"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan
by Loul Dang December 10, 2006
The Creamer is the biggest bass drum on a drumline, the reason for this is because the sound is so low it just makes you want to cream your pants
by Yalemeister17 August 17, 2007
A bong hit that is "milked" in exessive amounts, that it turns almost a yellowish opaque white color that looks like coffee creamer. Above the status of being a "milked" bong rip.
by Mattburch December 13, 2009