crack open

when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail

i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week... they are going to crack dat dude open in jail cuz he killed his moma

by man4man January 06, 2014

crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 19, 2009

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 09, 2020

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 01, 2009

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 06, 2003