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Cox Sucker

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Someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from Cox Cable.
"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014
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Brian Cox syndrome

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The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.
(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"
by Alike Jousts September 23, 2012
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In 1984, Bruce Springsteen's music video for "Dancing in the Dark" debuted. Throughout the video, Bruce continuously looks at model Courtney Cox standing on the front row. At the very end of the video, he invited Courtney Cox up on stage to dance with him in a very corny way.
"I had a dream that I went to a Maroon 5 concert and ended up on stage with Adam Levine, Dancing Courtney Cox style!"
by Miss. Marvelous February 22, 2017
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cox sucker

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by kieryn May 22, 2004
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cox speckle

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Mike you have a cox speckle in the corner of your eye.said billy
by Chowder head May 11, 2016
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Cox service provider

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When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!
by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019
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The most white school in Virginia Beach, besides FC. Mostly rich white people attend. There is however one hall way where all of the black people hang out in masses. Has the cliques of any other school in Virginia. You can also walk into any classroom and find about 8 different types of illegal drugs.
by EMJLKT November 23, 2004
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