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Counterfade

Somebody who does not want to fight, but will.
Sports are one thing, fighting is something else. A lot of people think of fighting as being like a sport calling something a fade in reference to fighting. There's always a counterfade though. Watch what you try and create.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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counterfart

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"
by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009
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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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Counter-Fade

When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.
Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!

Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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Counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011
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CounterFed

"CounterFed" refers to a controversial tactic in which a federal agent, under the guise of impersonating a specific party-affiliated individual, endeavors to orchestrate a false flag-style event or manipulate public opinion to cast a negative light on that particular group of individuals. The aim of such actions may vary, including discrediting or incriminating the targeted group or causing discord within the community. The term raises significant ethical and legal concerns, sparking discussions on the role of government agencies and the preservation of trust in public institutions.

Submitted By: @LanceMigliaccio 'The Big Mig'
It was evident that the individuals participating in the 'Patriot Front' & 'Blood Tribe' public protest events were all part of a 'CounterFed' operation to undermine, discredit, and attack conservatives in America.
by @LanceMigliaccio July 30, 2023
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Counterfriends

The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.
If it weren't for my counterfriends, I would've been standing next to the wall for two hours!
by TheMontrealGuy October 18, 2011
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