cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

Cooperitis

The act of being sexually horny in class. The name derives from the common horniness of young adults named Cooper.

Sam: I can't stop staring at her tits, bro!
Jimmy: Woah! Thats crazy! You've got crazy Cooperitis bro!

by tuffmango67blud July 11, 2025

copperitis

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes

"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"

by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

Coopertastic

Coopertastic means everything good with that person or thing. Coopertastic is an adjective that can be used to describe anything that has a good side. When the adjective is used on a person, it means funny, kind, loud, extroverted, outgoing, awesome, amazing, and friendly. When it is used to describe something, it means the best qualities of that thing.

He is coopertastic.

She is so not coopertastic.
My coopertastic grade was an A+.

by Cweino November 19, 2010

Sursum Corda Cooperative

use to be a religious cathlioc area until the crack epidemic in the 80's. But now it is the most dangerous,Notorious project in Washington DC.better known as "DA BORDA", It is located at the bottom of Uptown on North Captital ST(the east/west border).It Consist of 5 Neighborhoods: sursum corda appartments, Tyler House(uptop state property Chaingang), Turkey Appatrments, Temple Court(T-Unit), and Golden Rule Appartments (901 Nolia)

i miss my manz BOB from sursum corda Cooperative

by hdudytehdcmdj May 20, 2008

cooperative consciousness

noun

a term defining the social group, populous, the social body or social order.

the cooperative and mutually consented coexistence of a large number of individuals is cooperative consciousness.

by Baron Neville March 10, 2018

Coopertition

"coopertition" (co-oper-tition), a hybrid of cooperation and competition, is the term coined for the teaming up of two rival companies.

The whole concept of "coopertition" is based on the idea of teams helping each other to compete.

In simplistic terms, coopertition occurs when two or more vendors can go to market in one space, then be competitive in another space -- partners and competitors.

the coopertition between looksmart and about.com ...

by bob_23 April 25, 2008