Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

Cooper's school

The best discord server ever, better than the orgi centre, and Balistic's discord

Person:"Fuck you Finley, your discord server sucks, Cooper's school is the best server"
Finley:"Damn, I have to agree with that

by bigboybiggins February 23, 2021

Cooper's Hairline

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have you seen Cooper's Hairline

by LachlanFanNumber1 January 8, 2019

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 23, 2021

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.

Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023