Coons age

Coons age

I have not seen you in a coons age

by 381jm October 1, 2020

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

by Tbone April 22, 2004

Coon's Age

A long time.

"I ain't got laid in a coon's age."

by SpeedoMask April 13, 2004

Coons Age

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years

Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 3, 2003

Coon's Age

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

by doogface August 23, 2012

coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

by Shattoww January 24, 2008