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Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough
In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified
by The only Cam June 5, 2025
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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway
"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"
by Cretzel April 12, 2021
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Contingency plan

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011
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masturbatory contingency

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
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Winter Contingency

WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 2526.
Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."
by itchywetscrotum July 27, 2021
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contingency

absence of certainty in events, a possibility (n)
The new multi-storeyed hotel was questioned on its contingency evacuation plans in the wake of a disaster.
by Sana_m April 16, 2010
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White Contingency

A group of guys that all the mexicans want to be a part of and adore.
Hey White Contingency, I'm Marina, can i be your friend.
by 3114L173 March 25, 2010
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