Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

Conk

Conk

Conk is when you fallook alseep/pass out

Man joanna conked out last night

"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"

Man you were so conked last night

by Rolypolyland July 19, 2017

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

Conk

A slang term used for referring to the beverage Coca-Cola. Similar to Bepsi and pepsi.

"Hey, can you grab me a conk from the fridge."

by Crackonewiththeboys July 3, 2017

Conk

An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.

The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021

conke

The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS

HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!

by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017