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Codome

The act of receving fellatio (dome) while playing a Call of Duty series game (COD).
I got a nuke last night on COD while getting codome!
by Noor Alikhan Fateh October 4, 2010
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Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
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cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids
by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019
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Cocomelon

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021
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Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.
Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.
by zhewrong February 27, 2021
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codcomedytj

CodComedyTJ Is the biggest CHAD going who streamed the Chadest things going
dude, you see that chad streaming yesterday? Oh CodComedyTJ yeah that dude very funny
by BoppedISAFURRY April 12, 2021
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