Cockwombling

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.

Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling

by Frendlee December 20, 2018

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

by Hairbear November 4, 2012

Cockwomble

The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!

by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )

Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

by Covbaby August 24, 2012

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.

Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble

by ZegDrop December 26, 2015