Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 12, 2010

cock face

Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.

John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.

by Sean Scogs February 14, 2004

cock face

a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.

"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"

by raaafael September 07, 2007

cock face

when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.

"hey look my cock face has a beard!"

by Tyler C. October 28, 2007

Cock Face

One who has a cock for a face

He has an ugly cock face

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

Cock Face

Term normally used as an adjective describing someone with a male penis, or cock, on their face, usualy used in terms with being to serious and a cock actualy growing on their face.

Girl #1: "Eww why does Imran have a cock on his face?"
Girl #2: "Cause he's a cock face, and a pussyless faggot!"

by Imran Bob Carr November 17, 2005

cock face

when a person looks like they have a cock built into their face

hey man, that kid chris gallo has a cock face.

by glennman January 09, 2008