Clanton

Verb: The act of striking someone with a bike lock

Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon

Verb: If you don't back off I'm going to clanton you in the head.

Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case

by Boxing Spider June 13, 2018

Clanton, Alabama

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.

Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??

by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011

Clanton Sneak

When you extend non consensual oral to a female when she ain't paying attention

We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!

by Aswaja2020 December 1, 2020

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016