Chrispie

A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.

That Chrispie chick told me that psychedelic mushrooms were the original sacrament of the Apostles.

by Gangliospunk September 4, 2010

chrispy

Amazing guy, you'll love him the very first second you get to know him very sweet funny impossible not to love him which is why i love him with all my heart

Omg Chrispy is sexy!

by rawrx69 March 29, 2009

Chrispy

To be Cool.
To have Sass.

Christina is so sassy. She is such a Chrispy.

by AlfredSerious April 5, 2012

chrispy

awesome, fresh, cool

Guy 1: Hey what song is this? I'm really liking it.
Guy 2: I'm not sure, but shits so chrispy.

by dubstepper37 April 1, 2011

Chrispy

Man who gets down with the FBLA ladies. Rumored to be gay.

Chrispy, you say? Where and how does he like it?

by assmuncher December 28, 2005

Chrispy

1. to be a light, crisp golden brown.
2. to be burnt
3. to be a guy who is cool
4. to be burnt
5. also known as a marshmellow
6. to be burnt
7. a doughnut store
8. to be burnt

1. my turkey was very chrispy right before I ate it
2. my smore got chrispy
3. my friend is so chrispy
4. I crispied my shoes on the fireworks
5. I made my smores with a chrispy
6. my eye-brows are chrispy
7. I went to chripy's yesterday
8. I crispified my homework

by Zain January 4, 2008

Chrispys

slang derogatory term for a fundamentalist Christian

brain washed Chrispys preaching illogial shit on street corners begging for you to buy into it also.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006