Chimer

Noun - an individual who breaks into a conversation with irrelevant information meant only to satisfy one's need to participate.







See: nuisance, pest, stupid, why are you talking, why are you talking out your ass, pain in the ass, negative stimulus

See also "unwanted remarks"

If pilots Joe and Bob were talking about how to properly land a 747 on wet tarmac, the Chimer, (who works as an accountant) will interject how he or she once took a 747 to Bermuda and the landing was bad.

by Noner November 30, 2004

chimer

(1) one who chimes
(2) a loud mouth, often witty person

one more word outta that chimer & i'm gonna break his windpipe!

by kr1st0ph3r May 17, 2006

constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.

Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."

by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008

Chimere

In french Chimere means "A dream that you can not touch". In Eastern Nigeria Chi means "God" and Mere means "MADE". Chimere means "God Made"

You are a very good "Chimere".

You are "Chimere".

by Seattle's Sexxiest February 3, 2010

Chimezie

Chimezie : A handsome man believes in dignity of labour very focused he is very outspoken and and reserved though he has trust issues but he care for his loved ones more than they actually think when ever he is around he bring this aura of joy and bliss.

Chimezie the great

by 2mach February 4, 2020

chime hounded

Being annoyed by multiple text or email chimes in relatively quick succession.

God blast it! These people won’t stop texting me, I feel like I’m being chime hounded.

by Deathesquire April 20, 2023