Chessen

A slow moving commonly dull witted being.

Passenger: Why is it going so slow?
Driver: We're stuck behind a F***ing Chessen!

by Adam KilHarney January 9, 2008

Chessel

Swissgerman slang for beer.

Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
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Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!

by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020

CHESSINGTON

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.

There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.

by .l May 8, 2014

Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019

Chessno

A contraction of the words 'chess' and 'techno'.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I'm going to play some chess and listen to techno!
Dude 2: Sweet dude! Chessno rules.

by Mike S. G. October 1, 2010

Chessel

Swissgerman slang for beer.

Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
-----------------
Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!

by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020

To Chessnut

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".

I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!

by Wardje September 9, 2007