When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
Get the Channing Tatum Syndrome mug.Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
by Dan Neville May 30, 2006
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cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun
• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).
• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.
• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.
Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...
Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009
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Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit
Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit
by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016
Get the life changing shit mug.when someone changes a song repeatedly every 6 secs instead of actually listening to it no matter if the song is good or bad.
this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.
PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol
this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.
PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol
by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009
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Get the channing the tatum mug.Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.
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by LoSho March 5, 2013
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